I have a vocal tic that sounds like a baby panda hiccuping (or sneezing as this copy of the vid described it) Baby Panda Sneezing_Uploaded by MuslimMafia There are certain common responses to it.1. Subtle rudeness: the well-coiffed girl giving me a dirty look2. Unintentional awkwardness: “Ma’am, do you have any ferrets in your suitcase?”3….